Log on Wheels

LOG ON WHEELS a premium product by startup wizards CATHERINE BOND and DREW PENDERGRASS

DO YOU WANT A LOG?

DO YOU WANT YOUR LOG TO HAVE WHEELS?

ARE THE ONLY SPEEDS YOU TRAVEL 0 M.P.H. AND 75 M.P.H.?

Get a LOG ON WHEELS BRAND LOG ON WHEELS!

Log on wheels is for the Blast off modern man. Blast off to work on your log on wheels.

Log on here. Get it? Hahaha.

Want your kids to get great finance job$$$

Log on wheels has many convenient speed options!!!!

Speed options:

Cheetah (75 mph)

This is a cheetah:

Your log will go this fast!

Catherine and Drew do not make snail logs!

your log will be significantly faster than this!!!!

Buy a LOGONWHEELS TODAY!

Purchase a logonwheels for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars here.

Authentic woodland fragrance from the American heartland GUARANTEED.

Protect your financial health with logsurance!!!!

Purchase logsurance for one million dollars here.

Come visit us!

69 Ass St.

Silicon Valley

(415) 872 - 9585

Alright it was nice to talk to you! Please buy a log on wheels! Venmo @pendergrassdrew or @Catherine-Bond-1 for your log or to buy stock in our successful company.

Thank you to our stockholders:

Ben Kroop ($6.17).
Jacob Panikulam ($1.68).
Frank Cahill ($1.66).
Hillary McLauchlin ($1.65).
Ryan McGill ($1.53).
Jacob Link ($0.69 ayyyyyy).
Hannah Singer ($0.12).
Mirac Suzgun ($0.01).
Julie Ngauv ($0.01).
Derek Campfield ($0.42).
YOU COULD BE AS COOL AS THESE FOLKS!!

The reviews are in:

There are no reviews yet!

How do you steer?

Prayer

NEW! Log on wheels greeting cards. EXAMPLE:

Outside:

I log you so much

Inside:

ON WHEELS!